Text 15 Apr 163,177 notes Nice things to whisper when hugging someone

damonssalvatoree:

yogurtville:

-you smell different when you’re awake
-please help me (then smile as if nothing happened)
-soon
-you have lovely skin, I can’t wait to wear it
-your hair tastes like strawberries
-tonight….you.
-he knows, don’t go home.
-I always knew you would die in my arms
-every time I poop I think of you
-no one will ever believe you
-yessssssssssssss
-I killed mufasa
-I bet you didn’t feel me lick your ear
-mother told me it would be like this

-hail hydra

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zomzie:

kagahimedesu:

If I consider you a close friend chances are I’m gonna be at least a little gay with you

(Source: dropdeadesu)

Photo 15 Apr 434 notes mayakins23:

xboxlive:

I’ve mastered the concept of 3d modeling, I am ready to be hired, this is cake for all the birthday people! If you’ve had a birthday in the last 365 days this is for you! 

See? This is real 3d cg. This is what it is supposed to look like. You think frozen was good? No, elsa’s hair went STRAIGHT through her arm people. Tgis has no errors, no glitches, nothing. I am honestly amazed, actually. Why isnt this 3d animator working for pixar yet? They need to step up their game, and step it up to this level.

mayakins23:

xboxlive:

I’ve mastered the concept of 3d modeling, I am ready to be hired, this is cake for all the birthday people! If you’ve had a birthday in the last 365 days this is for you! 

See? This is real 3d cg. This is what it is supposed to look like. You think frozen was good? No, elsa’s hair went STRAIGHT through her arm people. Tgis has no errors, no glitches, nothing. I am honestly amazed, actually. Why isnt this 3d animator working for pixar yet? They need to step up their game, and step it up to this level.

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(Source: gracedraws)

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therealhamster:

anyone wanna make out… a check to me for 500,000 dollars

Text 15 Apr 46,777 notes

umyehs:

STOP RIGHT THERE!

You’re under arrest for being such a cutie. Oh oops it seems I have forgotten my handcuffs I guess I’ll just have to hold your hand. You have the right to remain silent. Or you can talk. I like it when you talk. Okay now come with me please.

(Source: nylooms)

Text 15 Apr 59,329 notes

bioterrors:

when you walk into the auditorium and your athlete son and his athlete best friend are preparing for a play by painting a wooden tree that is a part of the set

image

(Source: cispeople)

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seriousjones:

does air bud exist in the cars universe? is there a movie where a bunch of child cars are playing basketball and a bicycle is spectacularly good at it and the car referees realize that there ain’t no rule say the bike can’t play basketball and then there are 4 sequels where the bicycle plays football, baseball, soccer, and volleyball? what if bike air bud was good at cycling too? does cycling exist in the cars universe

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Text 15 Apr 92,379 notes

thesorrovv:

ma’am im sorry but that baby was due today, i don’t care if its not done just turn in what you have

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(Source: thedarknightbale)

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castielsfear:

Bruce Wayne watched both of his parents die.

Tony Stark has heart problems and anxiety.

Peter Parker saw his uncle being murdered.

Steve Rogers lost his best friend.

Bruce Banner attempted suicide.

If they can save the world, you can get through this day.

Never stop fighting.

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Photo 15 Apr 130,509 notes teenmale:

his royal highness Prince George of Cambridge casually chucking up a deuce as he leaves the hospital

teenmale:

his royal highness Prince George of Cambridge casually chucking up a deuce as he leaves the hospital

Photo 15 Apr 16,488 notes lemondifficult:

Taking mental health advice from pastry recipes.

lemondifficult:

Taking mental health advice from pastry recipes.

Text 15 Apr 59,840 notes

pupchan:

B) on the outside :( on the inside


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